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Sabrinmg · Joined: 29 Jan 2012 Posts: 192 Location: Over the rainbow

The game is that we each add a bit to this story and see what direction it takes us Smile

The rules are there are no rules:P LET THE MAYHEM BEGIN!!

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Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away, there were some peculiar creatures called "Human Beings".

Here on planet Inekthamachistav in the Tachita galaxy, however, we like to keep things simple for

ourselves, well simpler at any rate, so we call "Human Beings" "Complete Idiots" - or CI's for short.

CI's live on a random rock, in a random solar system, in a random galaxy, in an altogether random

universe. Yet they posess this strange quality that leads many of them to believe they are the only

random life form in existence. It seems a bit random if you ask me.

Which you didn't.

But this is my story. Not yours. So I'll do what I like.

King Big Balls Bobby called Ridicule into his quarters.

"Ah! Ridicule! Ridicule me".

"What?" said Ridicule.

"I asked you to Ridicule me".

"Let me think" said Ridicule, then "OK, I've got one".

"Don't just stand there, Ridicule. Out with your ridicule!"

"Your name should be Small Balls Bobby!"

"You used that ridicule yesterday, Ridicule. And the day before that. In fact, you've used the same

ridicule for the last 137 years".

"Really?" asked Ridicule. "It seems like I arrived here only yesterday!"

"You did" said King Big Balls Bobby.

"You just said I've been here 137 years".

"You have".

"How was that yesterday?"

"Because yesterday was 137 years ago".

"Let's try to keep this simple" said Ridicule "let's just say that yesterday was 137 years ago".

"It's your job to keep things simple, Ridicule. But you can't seem to come up with a simple ridicule".

Quite flummoxed at the rapidly declining nonsense that this conversation wasn't almost not becoming,

Ridicule prompted in a not-so-humble tone "Anyway ... why did you call me in here ... really?"

"We're planning an orchestration of events on that random rock with all those CI's".

"And what are we orchestrating?"

"I don't know", said King Big Balls Bobby. "The council said something about CI's and some sort of

orchestration of events. I wasn't really listening".

"Did you fall asleep again?", asked Ridicule.

"No, I wasn't there", replied King Big Balls Bobby.

"Aren't you supposed to attend these things?", said Ridicule. "Afterall, it is the rule".

"Really?", asked King Big Ballse Bobby. "Who made that rule?"

"You did", replied Ridicule.

"Oh, well we'll just make something up. How about we simply go down there and confuse everybody?"

"The CI's are quite good at that on their own", said Ridicule. "But I can ask Reality what he

suggests".

"Very well", concurred King Big Balls Bobby, "where is he?"

"Right here, sire!" Reality hicupped. "Just got in from an awful night, sire. It was horrendous.

Shoulda seen it!"

Reality wasn't one for pronouns and the average CI might describe Reality as being a bit picky, not

knowing that he's much more pliable after a bottle of scotch.

"What was horrendous?", asked King Big Balls Bobby.

"Me n' Addiction, sire! Got drunk down the tavern then chased ducks on a bike, sire. Was a right

laugh!", Reality said, swaying to and fro but managing to stay upright.

"Chased ducks on a bike!", Ridicule said, incredelous.

"That's right, Ridicule, me ol' mate! Dunno what they were thinkin!", said Reality. Then he addded,

"Addiction brought his lil' nephew along n' all, sire! His name is Nicotine or sumfink like that!"

Reality's speech was taking a turn for the worse, so he hicupped once more then quickly excused

himself.

haywired · Joined: 19 Mar 2015 Posts: 19

Suddenly a powerful paladin slammed a door behind him snapping his fingers and telling everyone to wake up and be sharp.

"Who was it that imprisoned by brother? Well, anyone?"

haywired · Joined: 19 Mar 2015 Posts: 19

"The time of this council is done.", Proclaimed the fair man.

Nobody looked around, but now they realized that all along, all that had stood between them all was a few medieval concrete walls. We were talking of CI's... "That is no concern of me", proclaimed a prince in light armor.

Bobby weaved a bit and took a closer look at a nearby wall that had a message for him. Everyone stood still, silent as neutral.

"I'd like a talk with Ridicule, right now.", proclaimed the paladin with a grin so impervious that nobody dared to question him.

Maybe it was that those who did got detentions and beheadings done for his sense of humor was thin. "The damned CI", he muttered silently in his office chair by the cells.

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